I could never work in the Job Center. Imagine if you got fired! You’d still have to show up the next day!

By , January 25, 2011

YOU'RE FIRED!!We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I’m sick of you.

I’ve got good news for you. You won’t have to worry about being late for work ever again.

Tell me – how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?

What did Monica Lewinsky say when she got fired? I had a good job and I blew it.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth

By , January 25, 2011
  • spillt drinkAlways remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  • An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
  • Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  • Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
  • Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
  • I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
  • I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.

By , January 25, 2011

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.Money is good:
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons - Woody Allen

Money is easy come easy go:
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered - George Best – Footballer

There’s never enough:
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something - Jackie Mason

The State takes it all anyway:
I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money - Bob Hope

Remember: no matter how good a woman looks, some guy somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her crap!

By , January 25, 2011

Beautiful young womanHow To Spot A “Good” Woman – 15 Things To Look For – link

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said ~TonyRobbins

By , January 18, 2011

Hear what isn't being saidSpeech is just 25% of communication. Body language, facial expression, tone, and attitude account for a greatly in a conversation.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her that her mouth is beautiful when her lips are closed.

By , January 18, 2011

Woman can't shut up!

24 Reasons Why Twitter Sucks!

By , January 18, 2011

24 Reasons why Twitter sucks! From Slideshare.netView the slideshow.

150 Twitter Followers Is All You Really Need

By , December 26, 2010

Twitip.comSrinivas Rao has a different approach to using Twitter, and claims that all you need is 150 followers. Go here to read this confounding post:

Why 150 Followers Is All You Really Need

Be miserable or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice ~ Wayne Dyer

By , December 23, 2010

The best of times is now. – Oprah Winfreyhappy or sad choice

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed ~ Alexander Pope

By , December 23, 2010

snoopy-and-chuckDon’t expect anything from anyone. Accept compliments and gifts with grace, enjoy the time you’re able to spend with people, be a good and loyal friend and lover, never break your word, and don’t expect anyone to return the favor.

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