Comments (0)

We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I’m sick of you.

I’ve got good news for you. You won’t have to worry about being late for work ever again.

Tell me – how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?

What did Monica Lewinsky say when she got fired? I had a good job and I blew it.

Comments (0)

Money is good:
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons - Woody Allen

Money is easy come easy go:
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered - George Best – Footballer

There’s never enough:
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something - Jackie Mason

The State takes it all anyway:
I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money - Bob Hope

Comments (0)

If you do not change the direction in which you are going, you will end up where you are headed. – Confucius